Tailbone Lust - No.

Layout: The layout features a woman, purple tint, text area to the right. Links are neatly organized at the extreme right. One thing, however, the link colors are too dark. They were painful to look at. I had to highlight everything with my mouse when I visited your archives page. I couldn’t read a thing without straining my poor lil?eyes. Hasn’t it crossed your mind that purple looks horrible on black? The white on black entry text was ok though. Credit to Ultra-temps, which hasn’t been updated since August 25th. Change the colors and your template would be great. 27/30

Content: I, of course, scanned over her breasts (or lack thereof)? Don't get up. What's she going to do, beat you with her training bra? Talk about good quotes! Entertainment to its best! I was surprised the queen of middle school didn't cry in front of you. Do not attempt to belittle others who are larger/older/more important than you. It won't work. Very inspirational. *cackles* When someone's laughing at you, don't try to intimidate them. They'll laugh harder.That’s true. I learnt that last year the hard way. Your explanation of your username was a good read. Interesting. I hope your tailbone doesn’t hurt as you are reading this. Bonus points for remembering every detail of that fateful day! Your conversation with your mother about masturbation cracked me up. She’s the novice? Your ‘so rude, so fun' entry with all the comments was too much for me. (Yes, now you know I'm a lazy ass) I only read the comments in bold, unsurprisingly. It was also mean of you to not separate each comment, you wicked bitch! An unrelated note, I bathe up to three times a day. I don't particularly enjoy bathing, however I do prefer the "water method" of masturbation.I bathe four times a day. After reading ‘Where are all the funny diaries' I did want to copy the review of nobody’s diary you did, paste it and post it up on the site as YOUR review. But, oh well. You did leave us reviewers a sweet note at the bottom and we are cooler than you. To sum this whole content section up, I read roughly about 20 or 21 entries and I had a great time. Your entries are serious and funny, AND have emotion. I also liked the way you used the smilies. Ahh...entry shortness! At least that means I can finish reading faster and go take a nap (another piece of evidence to prove that I'm lazy, I believe). Most reviewers don’t like short entries, but I am an exception, lucky you. You’re full of surprises, you sarcastic girl! Keep up the good work!

46/50

Extras and Contact: Not THAT much extras. They don’t crowd your design though. Pretty easy to contact you too. 7/10

Link: It's there. 10/10

Total: 90/100 .... You got yourself a Silver Award!